Kids say the funniest shtuff.

Today has been one heck of a day :/ Some days I wonder how I keep my sanity and quite frankly I'm almost positive I'm not keeping it but in fact losingggg it. One thing I can always count on though is a good laugh induced by one of my crazy step-kids :) right now I can here Joey "Get in bed Gabe! Lay down! I'm telling Daddy!"....

Ok. So he came down the hall with a stuffed snake animal tied around his waist calling for Chris. They (Gabe and Ethan) aren't playing the game Joey's way. He's upset :/ I tell them to play nice and then I keep hearing chaos. Grinch my way to the bedroom and Joey is turning the T.V. off out of spite.

Now they've shut the door... I can still hear them though. duhhh lol.

So back to how they can give me a laugh when I'm near the abyss of insanity.

Today in the car Mary and Ethan were discussing a Quicksand Apocalypse. This is how it escalated:
Mary - If you step in quicksand you cant ever get out and you die.
Ethan - Yea! but if you are a Giant then you wont sink and you wont die. As long as it's a small quicksand.
Mary - But if it's a big quicksand and a Giant steps in it they will die!
Ethan - What if everything was quicksand?! The trees? The road? Those buildings?!
Mary - The Playground? That car?!What if everything turned to quicksand and it was a Quicksand Earth?!
Ethan - ... and everything sunk into everything and it was a big quicksand planet and we all died?!

Good Lord! What nuts! They are great entertainment.

Also, topping the charts today is Joey jamming out to "Dont fear the reeper" by Blue Oyster Cult on the paper jamz guitar. lol. It's hilarious and too cute at the same time.

Or Joey calling Santa "Walrus!" to his face at his classroom christmas party. More than once.

Or Gabe farting at the dinner table tonight and laughing about it then pinching his nose.

Good times.