So like Jeff Foxworthy has the "You might be a redneck" jokes I am going to start my own thing :) You'll catch on quick b/c all my friends are pretty smart. lol. :/
If you go to a restaurant and you get great service and you tip less than 15%... take a look at your priorities.
If you spend more time at DA CLUB than you do with DA KIDS... take a look at your priorities.
If you don't have a job and you got bills to pay... take a look at your priorities.
If you spend more money on yourself than you do your kids... take a look at your priorities.
If your kids look like Appalachian Kids and you look like Macy's catalog ad... take a look at your priorities.
and this is the last one for today...
If you are past high school age and you are still living your life high school way... take a look at your priorities!
This is not never neverland people! wake up and smell REALITY!
Feel free to add your own "Take a look at your priorities" I'd like to see what you can muster up :)
Sincerely - Your Domestic In Tune With Reality Maven
Hmmm. I believe I have figured out the inspiration for this post!
ReplyDeleteEh its not just one person lol
ReplyDeleteIf you pull up to an efficiency apartment in a fully custom car... take a look at your priorities.
ReplyDeleteIf you have a thousand plastic cards in your wallet, but no green in your bank account... take a look at your priorities.
If you depend on a man to take care of you... take a look at your priorities.